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WALLED INSAFFRON WALDEN · ESSEX

A little piece of Walden · T-shirts

WALLED IN 'NO SHORTCUTS' Tee

From £29

One way in. Same way out. England's largest turf maze, drawn as one unbroken line.

Colour: Ivory
Fit & measurements

Delivery

Made when you order, usually with you in around 1–2 weeks. You'll get a dispatch email when it leaves.

Free UK delivery on orders over £40. Exact delivery cost shows at checkout before you pay. UK delivery only.

Fit & measurements
  • relaxed unisex, true to size (size up for baggy)
  • relaxed unisex, true to size — size up for baggier
Garment measurements by size
SizeLengthWidthSleeve length
S68 cm26.62 in46 cm18.25 in41 cm16.25 in
M71 cm28 in51 cm20.25 in45 cm17.75 in
L75 cm29.37 in56 cm22 in48 cm19 in
XL78 cm30.75 in61 cm24 in52 cm20.5 in
2XL80 cm31.62 in66 cm26 in55 cm21.75 in

Measurements of the garment, not the wearer, from the supplier's size guide (Printful catalogue, checked 2026-11-09). They can vary by up to 2 in (5 cm).

The story behind the design

17 rings and about a mile of path on the Common, printed on ivory or sage.

ONE WAY IN. SAME WAY OUT. you've already done both and you didn't even leave the Common.

the turf maze on Saffron Walden Common is the largest surviving turf maze of its kind in England — 17 rings and 4 horseshoe corner bastions cut into the grass, roughly 130ft across, with about a mile of path. it's unicursal: one route, no choices, no shortcuts, which is the most Saffron Walden thing imaginable. the whole front is that real maze drawn as a single unbroken line — start at the mouth, walk every ring and bastion, finish at the dot dead centre. the way out is the way in. suits us.

Care & materials
  • heavyweight 100% cotton, garment-dyed
  • 100% ring-spun cotton, 206 gsm heavyweight garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717
  • wash cold inside out on 30, do not iron print
Delivery & returns

Changed your mind? You have 14 days from the day it arrives to tell us, then another 14 days to send it back. You pay return postage, and we refund the price and standard delivery.

Faulty, damaged or wrong? Tell us within 30 days for a full refund, and we pay the return postage.

Full details: refund policy and shipping policy.

Keep good company.